Who is the 46th President of the United States
Host; Our three contestants today are;
Contestant #1, Hillary R. Clinton Contestant #2, Joe R. Biden Contestant #3, Donald J. Trump
Contestant’s swearing In
Contestant #1: I am the 46th President of the United States and no one will steal it from me.
Contestant #2: I am uh, I’mmm uh, what the hell am I doing here? Ya I’m whatever you said.
Contestant #3: I am the 46th President of the United States and don’t believe the fake media.
Host: All right contestants we are down to our last two questions.
Host; Contestant number 1, Hillary. Are you committed to following the Constitution and do you believe our Nation was founded under God?
Hillary; Well, the Constitution was written over 200 years ago so after I make my changes to them YES. As for founded under God, whose God?
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Host; Contestant number 2, Joe. Are you committed to following the Constitution and do you believe our Nation was founded under God?
Joe; What? What the hell are you talking about? Contusion, who has a contusion? As for Gog I really don’t believe in that Gog of Magog stuff.
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Host; Contestant number 3, Donald. Are you committed to following the Constitution and do you believe our Nation was founded under God?
Donald; The Constitution is incredible, written by incredible people, and was written with a passion for freedom and opportunity. YES! And YES I believe our Nation was founded under the one and only true and living God, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.
Host; Well that concludes our questions for our contestants. Now will the real 46th President of the United States please Stand up.
Host; Hillary is pushing her chair back, she is getting up, wait she has stumbled and looks like she is passed out. Oh, she has lost one of her shoes, someone get her some help.
Host; What about you contestant number 2? Joe, Joe, he has his eyes closed, is he asleep? JOE.. Well it looks like Joe is just too sleepy to participate today.
Host; Look, contestant number 3 Donald Trump. He is getting up and wow he looks strong and energetic. Could it be?
Donald; Yes, I am the real 46th President of the United States.